emmett. 20. smith college. queer & genderqueer. nerd (math, botany, words, ALL OF THE THINGS), treehugger, cynical optimist...and many more things besides.

this isn't a fandom blog, but accidents happen, so...
fandoms: hogwarts FOREVER, his dark materials, lotr, elementary, anything tamora pierce writes, hayao miyazaki films...kind of all the others by osmosis (thanks tumblr).

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fandom-pride:

My 99 year old great grandfather was at my house for Christmas and we were watching cake boss because it’s his favourite show, except it was already recorded so I fast forwarded through the commercial and my grandpa screamed and said “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? ARE YOU TIME TRAVELLING?? ELLIE YOU CAN’T DO THAT”

(Source: pancakereport)

http://cestlaquelleestvivante.tumblr.com/post/97773761030/imagining-the-avengers-gearing-up-to-protect

imagining the avengers gearing up to protect citizens against the police

spiderman finding a cop who was harassing a black kid for no reason and tying him up and leaving him as a warning to the other ones

captain america guarding protesters against tear gas and rubber bullets

tony stark…

(Source: inlovewiththepractice)

Bonus selfies today: me with my foster bebeh! ^^ First one is me mimicking her face as she stares at the phone screen. ;-)

unfollower:

peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence 

ameliadoesaninternet:

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry. 

broternia:

i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie”  i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me 
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(Source: parkermurdock)

the-irish-mayhem:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

chekov-in-a-dress:

I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.

I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.

imagine all the male tears

tonistark24:

My AP Psych teacher from high school keeps binders and notebooks with dicks drawn on them to use as visual aids for the Freudian unit.
One time she did this life changing little “experiment” where she ever so calmly asked guys why they draw penises on things. They tried to say “it’s just funny” or “you don’t understand” and she just kept saying “you’re right, I don’t understand. Explain to me. You already know what a penis looks like, why do you have to draw it on things? Are you marking it? Are you tagging it? Girls don’t draw vaginas on things.” And the guys suddenly started questioning their motives for everything they do and one guy was like “ms, stop talking about penises, you’re making us uncomfortable.” And she shouted “HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL SEEING DICKS DRAWN ON STUFF ALL THE TIME?”

tonistark24:

My AP Psych teacher from high school keeps binders and notebooks with dicks drawn on them to use as visual aids for the Freudian unit.

One time she did this life changing little “experiment” where she ever so calmly asked guys why they draw penises on things. They tried to say “it’s just funny” or “you don’t understand” and she just kept saying “you’re right, I don’t understand. Explain to me. You already know what a penis looks like, why do you have to draw it on things? Are you marking it? Are you tagging it? Girls don’t draw vaginas on things.” And the guys suddenly started questioning their motives for everything they do and one guy was like “ms, stop talking about penises, you’re making us uncomfortable.” And she shouted “HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL SEEING DICKS DRAWN ON STUFF ALL THE TIME?”

bagmilk:

dslubes:

macintush:

"BLESS THIS POST"

shut up

"WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES"

shut up

"ITS BACK"

shut up

"reblogging again"

shut up

"this"

shut up

"finally someone said it"

shut up

finally someone said it omg bless this post i’m reblogging again because it’s back why doesn’t it have more notes omg

becausejensenackless:

kataylorr:

Buy Bo Burnham’s “Egghead” poetry book or you will regret your entire life probably.

Someone buy me this book.

becausejensenackless:

kataylorr:

Buy Bo Burnham’s “Egghead” poetry book or you will regret your entire life probably.

Someone buy me this book.

(Source: nathanwillett)